Guest Blog
Thanks to my boy, Paymon, for stepping it up and writing a guest blog while things have been slow over here at the zeb.com. Also, be sure to check out his sports blog (very insightful) at phsports.blogspot.com. Now onto the goods:
So, Sam hasn’t had a really good blog for a while. Being the good friend/former wingman that I am, I said I would do an entry serving not only the interest of starving SamZeb.com readers but also for my desire to write about something not sports-related. Why? That’s because I have a new blog (phsports.blogspot.com) focused entirely on the sporting world.
With that said, I want to be positive … so I’m gonna write about things I really dislike and lessons learned therefrom.
Thing I Dislike #1: Impunity
First things first, people who operate in their respective positions with a sense of impunity. That really pisses me off. Instantly, you think of politicians, incompetent people in the workplace who kiss enough behind to last another day, and Coach K recruiting through AmEx commercials.
Lesson Learned #1: You Can Be Replaced
As much as I want to be that lazy, incompetent person on the job, I can’t get by on personality alone and I have – for better or for worse – too much pride to kiss ass. Everyone in job settings can be replaced so you gotta stay humble, live life as it comes, and plan in order to not let unforeseen setbacks affect you too much.
Thing I Dislike #2: Annoying Metro Walkers
Before I go into this, I want to let the slow people know that I’m not talking to all of you, only most of you. It’s not so bad that you move slower than a snail, it’s that, at the same time, you can’t walk straight. And that messes up my flow. And anyone who is either successful or plans to be successful has a flow. I have a flow when traveling alone and it works for me.
Lesson Learned #2: Metro Sucks Ass
I like public transportation. It’s pragmatic. As my friend Sum points out every time we’re either on the Metro, the tram at Atlanta Airport, or the topic arises, he says, “they gotta get rid of the seats because it takes up so much space.” He’s right. Metro spends $51,000 a year on escalator maintenance and contributes to a culture of laziness for many who can take the steps.
Thing I Dislike #3: AK suited in poker
This hand is the death wish. It never hits unless I’m up against it with Hiltons (QQ). According to my brother, being suited gives you a 3% additional chance of winning a hand. So, this might sway a 50/50 to about 53/47 in your favor, right? WRONG. You play AK suited. You’re gonna lose. You’ve got someone dominated who’s holding an ace and they hit on the river. It’s a ball buster, and if you’re female, an ovary buster, if you will. If you will not, you’ve probably stopped reading this.
Lesson Learned #3: Don’t Die with AK
Dying with Ace-King as your last hand is like throwing a hand grenade at yourself and letting it detonate. Not a way I want to go out. But seriously, if you’re near the money in a tournament and someone raised your AK, don’t get smart. Fold. Run. Take cover. That is, unless you have them pegged for AK. Then, call.
Thing I Dislike #4: Greedonomics
When greed mates with economics, you get greedonomics. I’m sure someone has coined the term, and that person was probably talking about the oil industry and the policies they propagate. The recent gas decreases of no less than 20% in the last three months taking place nationwide has broached the question, “Why didn’t the oil executives before the impending November elections?”
Lesson Learned #4: Materialism is a Dangerous Game
Essentially, materialism is greed personified. It’s a dangerous game to play. It’s kinda like going all-in with A8. You’ll knock out some people, but along the way, your chip stack is gonna take a severe hit. Poker analogies aside, this affects the power you thirst for during every waking second of your life … and most importantly, your soul.